I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I wish I only lived at night.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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