Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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