reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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