this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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