Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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