are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
Randomize
