drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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