yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.�
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
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