You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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