do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
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