please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
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