so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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