420 ftw
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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