but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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