think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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