I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
Randomize
