If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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