Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Randomize
