We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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