I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
We need to get me chipped asap
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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