Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
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