it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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