I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.�
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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