Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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