We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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