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say what?
wanna hang out?
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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