I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.�
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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