Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
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