Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I didn't notice because vodka
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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