Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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