yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
He better not be in your backpack
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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