Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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