i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
