Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I don't �care how much you're grieving �a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.�
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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