I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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