You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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