i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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