it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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