yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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