you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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