Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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