Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
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