i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I am never drinking with the goths again.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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