Define "chronic" masturbator.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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