Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
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