I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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