I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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