I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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