but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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