I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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